Hey, lovelies! I've been feeling productive lately for a miraculous change and just had to work on a snark. I think it's because I finally made a playlist of all my fave songs and listening to good music always puts me in a working mood. And I gotta say, this book is a lot funnier than I remember. I used to love it for the theater angle but now I ( Read more... )

the next few days will be crazy because i'm getting another wisdom tooth taken out, so i decided to go ahead and post the end of our saga before i'm knocked the fuck out from pain. sorry i haven't responded to the comments on part six yet, things have been busy, but i did read them and they made my day. i love you guys. :D ( Read more... )

Greetings, my lovlies, how is everyone? Me? I'm not doing so hot. Basically my worst fear came true and Jynxie passed away about two weeks ago. I was devestated. And since I was basically only good for crying my eyes out, I wasn't quite up to snarking. Especially a cat book. But I'm slowly healing and trying to get my life back on track without her ( Read more... )

My first Jessi snark! I actually think Jessi was my favorite next to Claud, because she was a dancer, and I'm fascinated by dance. Also I think I was drawn to the fact that she was seriously serious about something other than babysitting. That said, she is a Token Black character written by a lily-white children's book author with no imagination. ( Read more... )

This book has it all: Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... well, at least two, maybe three of those things. This got long so here's a cut for you.

( Let's get our revenge on )

Chapters 1-5

( Chapters 5-10 )

The Ghost at Dawn's House was one of my favorites as a child. I was in love with all things ghost-related, and I'm pretty sure that's why I still somehow own a copy of this book. I found it while digging through an old box a few weeks ago and was way too excited that I can finally snark something myself.

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Last post tonight! Before I snark the Babysitter-Sues' Big Night, I'd just like to say thanks to the people who left nice comments in my last post. I had no idea people were enjoying my little snarks so much. :D

The last few chapters of the book are pretty boring - all the amusing dramas are pretty much over and now everything just starts ( Read more... )

We're back to Mallory being a tard instead of doing her job again, with the added bonus of Mary Anne being a twat just because. I guess they had to give MA some kind of storyline.

No,
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Jesspay Ramsey is not a happy bunny.

( Doesn't anyone appreciate me? )